Missing

Prom Season is in full swing. This evening I have a couple of corsages to make and deliver for a high school prom that is tomorrow night. It's got me thinking about my own prom way back when. I was a sophomore in high school and I was dating a senior football player - anyway he asked me to prom and of course I was jumping up and down when I was telling my mom. I borrowed a dress from my cousin and got the jewelry and shoes, had my hair done in the fantastic up do. He picked me up in a freshly washed red mustang and we here rockin' it. Let's just say that by the end of the night I was missing an earring and I've held on to its mate ever since. So if your daughter comes home after prom with one less earring....

Haphazard List

Here is what's running through my mind at the moment:

1. Session will be over in 19 days...all I can think about is getting outside.

2. I really want a dog...I've been looking on petfinder.com everyday for the last 2 weeks. I've picked one out everyday for the last 2 weeks....

3. My traveling friend is back from New Zealand and Australia and I can't wait for her to visit me.

4. My pretend boyfriend was approved for the Marine JAG program yesterday. He leaves for Officer Training School on May 28th. I won't get to hang out with him all summer...I'm really sad but he's going to kick some major ass!

5. I'm loving this luggage from Target and I look at it every time is go...maybe it will be mine soon. It's on sale this week....if I can get there before Saturday night.

6. I miss all my friends. I don't see anyone anymore, not even my work friends. There is going to be some serious visiting of people when this is over.

7. My brother is buying a super cute house in Dallas. I can't wait to help him with whatever he needs me to do. He did after all, crawl in my attic to hang ceiling fans and help build a fence around my house when I was out of town. I'm a painting master...just hand me a brush.

8. I really wish it wouldn't be creepy for me to have a trampoline in my backyard. I loved the one we had growing up. It was fun and we spent hours on it everyday...mostly because our mom would lock us out of the house.

To Mom

I just want to give a shout out to my mom! Today is her birthday and Sunday is Mother's Day. She's one of the coolest people I know and I love her very much. I got to see her this week and we split some nachos and watched a movie...it was great. When I called this morning she was waiting for my dad to give her a chance to read the morning paper...good luck with that and I hope you get the cherry limeade from Sonic that you asked for!!!

Love you more than you will ever know....

Caught on Camera

So it has been requested by a few that I need to post....something funny!

Procrastination strikes again. I wore my pajama pants to the office this morning because there is a lack of clothes in the closet. I was in a much needed state of getting my damn clothes from the dry cleaners. I pulled into the darken garage with the hope that no one would be parked around me. Just so happens that J.a.k. had just pulled in too. I had to admit right there that I was about to strip down and change pants. She didn't seem impressed mostly she was concerned with the fact that there are security cameras all around and what if I got caught. If the person watching the screens saw me in my car changing...it wasn't the first time and probably not the last!

Oops I did it again...and again and again!

May Day

Happy May Day everyone! Decorate your may poll and dance around like a little girl or at least sit outside and drink a beer to a celebrate fantastic month ahead. What's not to love about month the has so many reasons to party: May Day, Cinco de Mayo, Mother's Day, Memorial Day, graduations and a ton of birthdays of friends and family.



I have opened the window in my office and I think the fresh air is helping my brain - I'll take what I can get. To close the window I have to stand in the window seal and do a full body hang. I was closing it last night and my boss yelled "Don't Jump!". After the day we had I couldn't tell if he really thought I was contemplating a long fall or if he thought it would lighten the mood but either way and we all had a good laugh.



So I notice that I only posted twice in April and the is piss poor. I will do better this month even if it means only posting 3 times!

Bitch Fest

Ok - so I don't need anyone to reply saying it will be ok....I know it will but I have a list to get it off my chest before I have a breakdown right here in the office. Yes - it's 9:36 on Wednesday night and I'm still here.

1. I hate it when people lie to me. NOT COOL
2. I'm tire; both physically and emotionally
3. I've lost control of my office and my desk
4. I feel really fat and eating out every meal isn't helping
5. I have a stress problem
6. The "problem" that arrived last session is back and it hurts
7. I feel a sinus infections starting
8. I can't get any drugs for it until it's been here for at least 5 days
9. My hair is looking like shit
10. I have to work 4 weddings in the next 2 weeks plus the real job
11. I'm out of money for the month and there is still 8 days to go
12. Someone needs to fix the garage door


How am I going to fix it....well I'm leaving the office now and I'm stopping to get ice cream on the way home. I'm going to wash my face and go to bed. When I wake up in the morning I'm starting with this quote:

When she gave up her excuses a hell of a lot more stuff got done!

Shuttlecock!

Yes I know that since the beginning of the blog that longest I've gone between posting was been just a couple of days. Well it seems that it's bee over 2 weeks now and I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused....oh wait - does anyone really care...right, probably not!

It's currently 3:09am on Saturday morning and I'm still at f**king work. Yes it's true that creating the budget for the state of Texas takes some time but who knew that I would be sitting at my desk doing the same thing I was doing 12 hours ago! I should have brought pjs to change into. This totally sucks and I have no clue how much longer it's going to last.

Oh a funny note....yes I know this is what you've all been waiting for, right? Today the intern and I were playing badminton in the office. Yes, he received a set of rackets as part of his box-o-toys birthday gift. Well as we were hitting the shuttlecock back and forth; it was hit into the light fixture. You better believe we found someone to scale the wall like a spider monkey and get it out of there with the pointy end of an umbrella! Thank goodness the cock was retrieved...whatever would our office do in the middle of the night?

I've missed you all so please let me know if you're still interested in reading!!!