Grossness

I can just tell you how disgustingly gross my iPhone cover was. I had to soak it in 409 overnight. People, this is not normal. Now it only has a slight film of makeup coating the screen. What is wrong with my and my face? Does this happen to others?

Remember Me?

Yeah - me, Allie, the girl that has way to much on her plate. I might be back to blogging if anyone is interested. So do I have any takers?

I love you all - promise!

Preppy Dog

Ok it's official, I've become that dog owner. I'm turning my cute puppy into a preppy frat boy*. I had to have him shaved just before Christmas and all he did was curly into a ball and shiver. We were traveling to my parents and it was snowing and I felt so guilty that I purchased him a dog sweater. He loved it...danced around the house and got upset when I would take it off of him.

So last night I saw that Dillard's was having a huge sale and I needed to stock up tights. Low and behold there was this little bitty rack of dog sweaters and jackets and I couldn't help myself...for $3.40 I turned my dog into a preppy*.



*I want to make it clear that I have nothing against preppyness or frat boys. I wish I was more preppy than not and I do love all things nautical, pink and green, and golf. I just don't know if that's the right direction for my dog.

Purple Power

...and no I'm not talking about the magic cleaning product. I'm talking about these rediculous high heels that I walked away with last night.

I needed to run to the Nine West Outlet Store last night to purchase some new black pumps for work. These are my go to work shoes. I wear them at least twice a week. LOVE THEM but the heel broke yesterday and the super glue just wasn't going to hold it. Of course you have to look around the whole store. It's freaking buy one, get one half off. So I walked out with my trusty black pumps and these!

Swim to the Light

Is it just me or does this look like one of the most disturbing things ever.



Why is it for sale and who would buy it? Would you hang this in your home or office?

Looks like a bunch of glass sperm swimming to the light....really?

At a loss

What do I say...I've tried to post something three different times this week and I've got nothing. Maybe I'm just not funny anymore or I'm boring and never knew it or it's the craptastic weather. Yes, let's blame the weather.

This Blog for 2010

Ok so the blogging got put on the back burner for 2009. Being 8 days into 2010 it's not looking much better. I may need some harassment on your part to get back in the grove. I know I'm funny, you know I'm funny but I may need you to beat it out of me.

I'm working the Bridal Show this weekend so if you see the Allieflower booth in Austin....say HI and book your wedding with me.

I promise to post next week and you will pee your pants!

Allie