Splitsville

Even though I competed in a running/biking relay race on Sunday there is a serious problem. I'm concerned that maybe the dry cleaners shrunk my clothes or the washing machine in the garage just hates me. I was getting dressed and thought I was looking cute in a pencil skirt and black jacket but oh hell no. I bent over to pick up my purse and the freaking lining is the skirt totally split. I'm not talking a few stitches but all the way from top to bottom! Maybe this fat kid needs to do some more running before all her clothes bust apart. :(